Upstate Wiener Roast + Pool Party [July 2025]
Pink Stallion and The Woodsman are throwing a very special clothing-optional pool party in honor of Independence Day Weekend – The Great Upstate Wiener Roast + Pool Party – on Sunday July 6th from 12 noon to 6pm.
Not only will be serving a glamorous hot dog lunch, we’ll be serving up two very special guests in honor of the holiday weekend…
Everyone loves Jonah Wheeler (@showoffjonah) and we’re so excited to have him join us as the celebrity host for our first-annual Wiener Roast + Pool Party! He’ll be taking pictures poolside for those that want to pose with him, hosting some very scandalous poolside contests, and maybe just making some content with you!
Born in the South Wales coal mining valleys, and now based in the somewhat different landscape of New York City, Rod Thomas – known professionally as Bright Light Bright Light (@brightlightx2)- has carved out quite the career for himself. Hugely influenced by music and cinema from the 80s and 90s, he creates music described as “cinematic glorious euphoria” (DJ Times Magazine) and “fabulous” (Elton John), while exuding “Working Girl-era realness” (Rolling Stone).
Admission includes:
- Access to the Woodsman’s sensuous facilities including their pool, large hot tub, steam shower, and outdoor shower – all nestled on private wooded grounds
- Chef-prepared lunch of gourmet hot dogs with all the toppings, sides + non-alcoholic drinks
Alcohol will not be served but you are welcome to BYOB any adult libations that you’d like to enjoy. Glass or breakable containers are not allowed at the pool.
Once you’ve purchased a ticket you’ll be provided with more details about content opportunities with Jonah Wheeler.
Space is limited to 100 tickets and advance registration is required.
Artwork by @axeishguy
Register Now
Space is limited and tickets are required for entry. All sales final. Please use the form below or CLICK HERE to complete your order.
In the event of inclement weather that requires cancellation, all tickets will be refunded.
The full address of The Woodsman will be shared in your confirmation email once your order is complete.
FAQ
I Ordered My Tickets But I Can’t Find Them in My Inbox. How Can I Find My Order?
Visit https://find.simpletix.com/ and search for your order using your email address, telephone number or name.
What is the Address of the Woodsman?
The Woodsman is located in Woodstock, NY. The exact address will be shared in your confirmation email after you’ve placed your order. An email with final details for the event will be sent out a couple of days before each party – this email will also include the address of the venue.
Is There Parking On Site at the Woodsman?
Yes, there is free parking available on site or on the adjacent lot. In the interest of space we ask attendees to carpool whenever possible.
I Have a Question That Isn’t Answered Here. How Can I Get in Touch with Someone?
You can send us an email.
About The Woodsman
This sensual haven for men is a secluded, intimate clothing-optional B&B with a pool, outdoor shower, hot tub & communal steam shower. Each room opens to the patio, steps away from the all the outdoor amenities. The open-plan living area features an expandable dining table, large sectional sofa and huge TV with streaming services.
To learn more follow @woodsman.haven on Instagram
